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Sep. 14th, 2009 @ 07:37 pm Laughing is better than the other option.

"Hollywood Casting Cheat Sheet."

How to avoid discussions of transphobia and sexism.

No comment needed, I think.
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Sep. 2nd, 2009 @ 10:22 am See icon.

*snort* Yeah, that's about right.
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Jul. 3rd, 2008 @ 02:00 pm (no subject)
Current Mood: amused

When people in my office have things to give away (food, spare supplies, etc.), we leave them on the counter in the mail area. Usually we add a note to clarify that these items are up for grabs.

Today, one of my co-workers left out a series of gift boxes. They are simple, but a little elegant: small, nicely colored cardboard boxes with shiny cloth lining the insides. As the day has progressed, here are the notes that have been left with the boxes:

Note #1: "Take me, I'm yours!"

Note #2: "What a good box I am! Take me home!"

Note #3: "These are not gerbil coffins."
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Jun. 3rd, 2008 @ 01:41 pm Random quotes from work
Current Mood: amused

Co-worker 1: "Oh, I see, you're not here to visit me. You just want to sit on my couch."
Co-worker 2: "I don't love you, I just love your couch."
Co-worker 3: "Really? That's what my whole marriage is based on."

Co-worker 3: "You don't like PDFs? Just use the 'Microsoft Word' button. It's the big green one on the front of your computer that's lit up. Press it and hold for about ten seconds."
(After listening to Co-worker 1 talk about someone complaining about needing to use PDFs.)

Student: "You have tiny wrists!"
(This one really was random, because I was waiting for the student to get his paperwork together, and he just looked at me and blurted that.)
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Apr. 23rd, 2008 @ 09:45 pm A quote
Current Mood: amused

"I've been trying to think of how to kill a dragon by using move actions."
-[info]ratzeo

My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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Apr. 22nd, 2008 @ 10:35 am Adam Hughes' Women of DC Comics poster
Current Mood: geeky

Posted here.

On the one hand, this is just a pretty, pretty image. I like Hughes' style, and the way his lines just look ... graceful? I don't know; I don't have the vocabulary to describe it.

There's always a 'but ...' )

As a side note, [info]nenena on LiveJournal evened things up a little by posting this link to male Disney character beefcake. Questionably worksafe, but high-larious. [Edit: Link taken down because the images were posted without artist permission. The artist is David Kawena, and you can find the images here if you have a deviantART account.]
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Jan. 24th, 2008 @ 08:21 am It's funny 'cause it's true.
Current Mood: amused

I wish I could say that this never happens in real life, but I can't.
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Oct. 26th, 2007 @ 04:58 pm ....

I'm doing a bit of research for one of my supervisors - putting together a list of various religious and ethnic holidays, for faculty to use as a guide when scheduling class stuff.

So I'm at a site describing Christian holidays, and I see an advertisement for this. The "Psychedelic LED Jesus Lamp."

.... I think the best part is the copy: "Many are LED but few are chosen." XD XD XD
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Oct. 5th, 2007 @ 11:11 am wtflol

TonariNoTotoro-Bus Stop

Warning: it's pretty creepy and possibly NSFW due to gore.

But I actually think it's kind of funny. XD;;; Funnier if you've ever seen My Neighbor Totoro. And great for Halloween!
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Sep. 4th, 2007 @ 01:17 pm So very much tired

I can't really focus on anything right now except for my need for the day to be over so I can go home and collapse.

But! In the meantime, have these words of wisdom from comics:

"It ends in a question mark. Like a Canadian statement."
-Bucky from Get Fuzzy, my favorite newspaper comic strip.

"Everybody always rags on Bats for playin' it harsh, but ISN'T IT INTERESTING how his worst villains are back in like, five minutes. Batsy's like the low-flow toilet of superheroes!"
-The titular hero of The Non-Adventures of Wonderella, a hilarious web comic spoof about the cheerfully ignorant Princess Dana of Diaphinus. This quote is extra amusing to me because I'm reading the latest volume of Manhunter, and Kate had that dream about Batman beating her up because she killed villains. Take that, Batsy. XD

"I've never known privilege, aside from being a white American with superpowers."
-Wonderella again. Seriously, read this comic.

"Oh, the brothers."
-Hayden Panettiere on Adrian Pasdar and Milo Ventimiglia. Okay, this isn't from a comic - but it's from a video on Adrian's YouTube account wherein Milo totally cuddles Adrian from behind. I refuse to apologize for this.
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Aug. 31st, 2007 @ 03:49 pm I am being a post-monkey today

But I have to share the reason I've been giggling like an idiot at the front desk this afternoon.

[info]linaerys has been linking to Heroes posts from [info]12_12_12, which has reawakened my love for the show. Not because of anything like plot developments or character evolutions, but because of the true source of my love for Heroes: the characters being huge freaking dorks. XD

Check out [info]12_12_12 for shots of Milo Ventimiglia and Adrian Pasdar being special and touchy. For hilarious excerpts from the deleted scenes on the DVDs. For Milo's attempts to fix the god-awful fashion sense of his fellow castmates. For pictures of the cast in lederhosen. (I am not kidding.)

Also? That entire cast is terribly slashy. And not just Milo and Nathan, but also Milo and ... just about anybody. And Sendhil Ramamurthy and Greg Grunburg. And ... and ... guh.

ETA: Co-executive producer Michael Green on Christopher Eccleston: "Christopher Eccleston gets all the credit for making Claude the badass he is, probably because he’s a ninja in his own right. We were already hoping to get him around the time his scenes were getting written, so we definitely had his voice in mind. Luckily, his voice can make anything sound cool."

XD XD XD

ETA again: Wait wait wait HOW have I not seen "Brokeback Petrellis"??
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Aug. 14th, 2007 @ 02:42 pm Quote

From a co-worker on her way out the door:

"Once again. This time, with clothing."
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May. 16th, 2007 @ 10:18 pm Colbert keeps me going

"College students should be unformed lumps of clay fired in the kiln of unchallenged thoughts."

Required viewing for anyone who's had to deal with smug, self-assured college students who don't think they need an education. "Now he make double-plus think despite unwell school!"

This is all I've got - I'm pretty much running on fumes right now. If anyone has spare motivation or encouragement to throw my way, it'd be much appreciated.
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Apr. 24th, 2007 @ 11:23 am What objectification in comics? Take 2

Ladies and gentlemen, we've finally found proof of objectification in comics.

Is it Greg Land's eternal pornface on women? Nope. Michael Turner's inability to draw a woman's waist wider than her neck? Pssh! Rob Liefeld's ... well, anything? Of course not!

The actual culprit is, of course, Alex Ross. Yes, we all should have known, what with all that suspicious talent and photorealistic painting ability.

Look! He painted a guy who may-or-may-not-have-an-erection-or-on-the-other-hand-may-just-be-flaccid-but-well-endowed!

I mean, clearly we've never seen any female superheroes subjected to this sort of humiliation - drawn with exaggerated sexual body parts or with a hint of possible sexual arousal. And poor Citizen Steel, he's actually portrayed in a powerful pose that emphasizes his strength, rather than being reduced to contorting himself to display all his curves to the viewer at once! The horror!

The worst part of all, of course, is that Alex Ross has forced male comic fans to - gasp! - see a dude's penis. Which, like, totally makes you gay! And isn't! that! terrible! and not a homophobic reaction at all!

I don't know if the male population will ever recover from this setback.

Hat-tip: WFA
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Apr. 16th, 2007 @ 10:14 pm For those of you playing along at home

Next time you find yourself thinking, I swear I've heard this all before, whip out one of these handy bingo cards!

-Anti-Feminist Bingo by Lauredhel from Hoyden About Town
-Anti-Comics-Feminist Bingo by Karen and Betty at Girl-Wonder.org
-"Geek Girl" Stereotype Bingo by tekanji at Shrub.com
-White Liberal Bingo by [info]i_dreamed_i_was

... In other news, I'm trying desperately to avoid falling into OMG-I-don't-know-what-I'm-DOING panic over the 10 page research paper I have due on Friday. And, um, haven't started. >_> Wish me luck.
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Mar. 16th, 2007 @ 11:01 am What objectification in comics?

Sure, Power Girl has big boobs. Yet she's a strong, independent character with a rich history, plenty of internal struggle that allows her to rise above it and make us see beyond the superficial aspects of her characters appea - sorry, my train of thought has been distracted by the sound of a THOUSAND LOSERS FAPPING.

-Paperghost, in response to the cover of JLA #10.

Yeah, I needed a cheap laugh like that.

The sad thing is, I actually like Michael Turner's style and think he could be a good artist if he just, y'know, learned anatomy.
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Feb. 16th, 2007 @ 10:58 am So apparently ...

... writing things in all-caps just makes them seem funnier to me. No, I don't know why.

But maybe that's why I was giggling like a 6 year-old while reading the Girl-Wonder.org caption contest for Ultimate Power #6. "ULTIMATE POWER: WHEN I THINK ABOUT YOU, I TOUCH MYSELF #6 (of 9)." Hee hee.

Or maybe it's just the picture of Ollie in the poster's icon.

I remember that the all-caps was one of the reasons "The Adventures of God" made me laugh so much, back in the day. Apparently, something about big letters tickles me. (If you've never read the fic, do. X-Men + GOD = lolz)

Maybe I should stop dinking around and get back to work. Yeesh, can we tell I'm ready for the weekend?
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Jan. 26th, 2007 @ 10:32 am Getting the Elusive Female Audience

Thomwade shows us all how to impress female comic book fans in Advice for Artists & Writers: Getting the Elusive Female Audience. My favorite of the list:

6. Trace Porn: If you do decide to go for more realism, trace porn! This way, you get those rare women who want a more plausible body type. And bonus: poses. By tracing porn you can get those realistic poses and facial expressions that occur when fighting villains. You can really capture the closed eyes and wide open mouth that scream "OH YESYESYESYES! I am kicking your assssssssssssssss!" Plus, the girl is already naked, so you can draw the costume as it should be...looking like body paint.


Finally, Greg Land's secret strategy revealed!

Hat-tip: Tekanji.
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Jan. 19th, 2007 @ 01:59 pm It's nice to know that our efforts have paid off

Young America's Foundation has made a list called The Dirty Dozen: America's Most Bizarre and Politically Correct College Courses.

#6 on the list is a Special Topics course in my Women Studies department titled "Border Crossings, Borderlands: Transnational Feminist Perspectives on Immigration."

GO US!

In the words of my departmental advisor, "I'm deeply disappointed they only picked one and that UW as a university wasn't even ranked."

(Gotta love how they seem to think that one of the really weird and crazy things people could think of studying is ... Native American feminism. 'CAUSE THAT'S SO FREAKY. Racist fucks.)
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Jan. 16th, 2007 @ 05:49 pm Why I love Karen Healey

The Feminist Comics Fan Agenda.
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